He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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