living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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