How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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