Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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