so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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