I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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