Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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