before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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