Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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