Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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