And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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