She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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