windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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