we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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