He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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