hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
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I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Randomize