Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
My pussy is not your playground.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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