Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
So squirting runs in the family.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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