It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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