did you get engaged???
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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