I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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