? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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