I'm gonna have a badass scar
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Threesome in a minivan. New low
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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