even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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