I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
please come you make the beer taste better
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
my shit smells like andre
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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