Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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