the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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