does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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