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(303): View more from Colorado

.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate

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(616): View more from Michigan

every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.

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(940): View more from Texas

Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.

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(770): View more from Georgia

he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.

(352): View more from Florida

teach me your ways.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.

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(845): View more from New York

officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.

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(208): View more from Idaho

That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.

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