Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?