We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?