OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Text me some of your sweat
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Randomize
