My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Randomize
