What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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