If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
you never un-have a 4some
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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