biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We just shotgunned beers for America
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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