Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
