She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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