Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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