The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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