I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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