when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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