love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
