He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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