that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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