they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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