How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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