Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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