hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize