she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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