my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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