mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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