in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
birth control should be required to get into college
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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