honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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