Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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