But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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